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Wednesday, 02 July 2008

  • Karl Lagerfeld predicts grey winter

    he has premonition. God has bestowed a vision in him to foresee the future that the world is gonna end.
    Since decades many proclaim that the world is coming to an end.
    Still, the earth's spinning.
    Not for long.

    Karl Lagerfeld ain't no legend in world weather forecasts.
    He can see no snow falling during summer, neither can he sense the autumn leaves coloring the city during summer.
    any Tom, Dick or Harry can tell the earth's in danger.
    like duh, Malaysians in particular are such bimbos when it comes to environmental awareness. or should i say, e-f-f-o-r-t-s.
    Ignorant as always. the mentality of Malaysians goes a long way back since decades where these citizens' past time is throwing nasi lemak bungkus into longkang.
    ironically, most of us would complain throwing litters if there weren't any dustbins ... truly, is hard to find these along Malaysia streets.
    i wonder why they (DBKL or MP??) would wanna save on that when they're splurging tonnes of money on installing dumb three-headed-red-yellow-green headlights at junctions.
    no doubt, Traffic lights are useful .. only if they were placed at CERTAIN life threatening junctions. not at ALL junctions. sum bimbos actually had it fixed on a straight road. like is necessary.
    (of course, the word 'necessity' doesn't come into their dictionaries when $$$ blings in every fixture of these "24/7 road police")

    alright, i'm diverting from the main topic. as usual.
    back here--- peeps read this (if you're actually taking this into account, perhaps you can help by being superman for once in your lifetime) :
    http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/weather/06/27/north.pole.melting/index.html?section=cnn_latest

    so, we're all gonna die.
    many people wanna die.
    they wanna be with God .. asap.
    so really, why care right.
    take note though, all of us will die (fact) and eventually end up in fire blazing abyss (also fact) .. haha
    look at all the wrongdoings committed,
    so if you think you can commit incest, robbery, murder, slaughtering etc.etc.etc
    on human beings, or even animals to include.
    and pray holy to God towards the end of your life.
    you are still gonna be roasted in hell.
    few goods don't banish all sins.
    watched supernatural? cool way of implementing this theory with demons, satans. etc.etc.
    NOTE: i am NOT criticizing anyone with theories or beliefs.

    in the recent tabloid, where Sharon Stone was criticized and made to apologise to China for making the wrong statement (or so is not)
    ---"is karma"
    when being asked of what she thought of the tragic earthquake which stole away many lives...
    is her statement. her opinion. her belief.
    after all, she was being asked of what she thinks .
    people always wanna hear what they wanna hear. not what ought to be heard.
    not long after China killed many of the Tibetans in order of ruling that piece of land, earthquake calls its "strikeout" .
    back to the past, tsunami rolls its waves upon shores and Indonesia was badly hit with uncountable lives taken and hurt; yet what's left of remainings are religious temples, mosques and statues. odd? or to say, it's super durable ceramic that is able to withstand any harsh conditions and weather? BULLOCKS. is man-made for pete's sake. statues. buildings. all man made.
    then, that made me wonder why. not so actually. coz i deeply believe in "what comes around, goes around" ..
    and 'bout the north pole melting phenomenon?
    no questions. it's simply, purely the aftermaths of environmental pollution.
    don't ask why. ponder no more. or either some of those peeps who seriously is suffering from an IQ lower then 10, it's those rubbish you burnt, air cons you're turning on, water you're splashing away.etc.etc.etc.

    don't play dumb. cause God didn't intend to make us retarded bunch of breathing species. just some fools who don't care about Mother Earth and threaten to rape her out of her divinity.

    Karl Lagerfeld had paid his tribute to Mrs. Earth and hopes she rests in "piece" ... (i hope)
    and so, he presents his finest snips of trimmings in monotones of sombre collections.


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    not so practical outfit for normal outing. but sure helps to store water in case it rains (in her pleated skirt). how thoughtful..tsktsk

    Lets mourn for her and her babies earthlings who soon will banish from the surface of her land she no longer can preserve. --end--








Tuesday, 24 June 2008

  • Guys a.k.a. Perverts

    "all guys are hamsap" quote my bf*

    to some extend, i agree to what he said :

    1. he's a guy himself
    2. he had gfs before... and i mean gfSss (lols)
    3. he still looks at gals (with me + at times without me too)
    4. many more reasons to that which i may not elaborate further (P&C )

    so yeah, all guys are perverts
    that's how events like F1 and GT Japan can be soooooo farking successful
    sure thing the cars and race rock the stadium, minus the GT babes? (i don't think so )
    if that ever happens, the ticket sales would have dropped by 50%, i can imagine (nightmare!!?!)

    Digressing from GT Japan for a sec, i wonder if you have ever known of any guys who doesn't watch porns and masturbate??
    or even shy away whenever the "sex topic" arises?
    well, not to hold an interview session on their sex details, but what i mean by "sex topic" is in general...
    example: how is the texture of cum like? (stupid Qs but is just an EXAMPLE!--simple general question as such turns him away *sweat*)
    doesn't matter, first impression on that guy will ignite random queries like "is he gay?", "is he normal?" OR "is he even a guy?!!"
    like hello? THERE ARE such guys in this world !!
    i am not bothered much by it. just as long my bf fulfills my demands of MY ideal standards of a guy (then i'm contented )

    anyways to further explain on typical male traits, GT Japan was a blast when it rock the Sepang International Circuit last weekend!!!
    not that i'm there (bz with dance performance) but i had a friend (guy) who was there to catch up with the fun !
    sure, it's hell lotsa fun ... when it comes to picture snapping with the race queens.
    they're everywhere? practically most of the booths and come in groups of 5-6 gurls each.
    Japan produces heck lotsa hot chics. (with superficial, costly looks to boost btw-- it doesn't matter at all if you're earning so much as a GT queen, kanasai!)
    but is like they probably need 3 air planes to carry those chics to Malaysia.
    so many more if you were to compare with F1 race previously,
    more like beauty display then race show (GT Japan)
    tix are also cheaper lor, summo is only RM100 for Grand stand.
    if  F1, RM 100 you need to sunbake under Hill stand de.
    summo GT Japan got more eye candies (i oso want lar! ) go home knock off oso with sweet dreams for one week jor
    ok lar,
    i crapped alot rite? all peeps want is the pics only jek . for some of you who went to the event, you probably got tonnes of pics taken de
    i only got a few from GT's previous race and also from my sources
    nah, give you larrr..................
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    endless horniness for the guys ho bor !!! <2007>
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    whoa, i like this one-- nipples almost revealed (haha!!*nose bleeds*wo yao! wo yao!)<2007>
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    this year's GT. hot neh? the 2nd from right, big boobies hor
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    ~~before we proceed to the next photo~~
    since GT race queens are everyone favs, lets play a game neh?
    nope, game is not about winning GT queen but....
    jeng jeng jeng, spot the difference amongst GT Queens.
    fun neh, NOT easy kay?
    all features macam sama sama wan
    the hot babe in blue from 2007's race is the ACTUALLY the same babe in red for this year's GT Japan... TRUE / FALSE?
    tick tock tick tock, time's up!!..... the answer is................................................................
    -- i'm not sure oso --

    supposedly a different chic kut
    lols
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    futuristic GT Queen in audition.... vote now!!!!



    as conclusion ,
    it doesn't matter if they looked almost identical? or paid a bomb on their looks, be it going under the knife or experimenting with the latest breakthrough in beauty industry>>
    we all love eye candies and hot chics ...
    i'm definitely with the guys *winks*

    --end--









  • be-beh, she's taken!!

    GALS
    when single : why am i single? am i not pretty / good enough?
    when taken: i wish i'm single, then no need so fan lo ... troublesome man

    which reminds me of a friend whom i met way back to our interview session for university intake


    (pipuchi) hi, you must be amy? i'm mei hwa (*hands out as gesture)

    (amy) yes , i am... huhu ....


    till now, she constantly laughs at me for being so silly and 'excited' when meeting her.
    AMY CHEW KAI WAI, i'm not excited. just that i'm stucked in the interview room with YOU only....
    and yes,no one but YOU.... i don't want being awkward .. mind u

    so, miss amy chew joined us during the 2nd intake.
    Bugger was lucky she got in later and skipped the infamous torturous, sickening local uni orientation,
    which they claimed it helps later in our midnight burning skills and toughen us up for prep as seniors in the later years.

    well too bad lor, bet your efforts didn't help much
    and those ppl who trained us as an army of nerdies, they named themselves as the PM... "prime ministers" of the hostel or better known as Pembantu Mahasiswa...
    not that much i can remember but thanks for letting me attend the boring lecture when i was 100 Celsius feverish in the head (well i thought i were)
    i HAD MC u know for dimwit's sake
    bloody hell went and took the MC and kept it as souvenir (proof of victorious moments in confiscating a poor child's MC)
    if i'm dead i'm so gonna haunt you, bet i remember your faces
    coz of you guys, my brain cells had burnt up to 20% (i knew it!!is bad enough for muh memories)

    digressing, this chic found her guy
    he's an ah beng ... is true ... she said she digs ah bengs
    haha,
    muh dear, NOW you know how it feels of being sorrowful and pain in relationships
    when you cry, i'll be here for you, i always will. thou shall realise, eventually i'm the one for you!!!
    ps: how dare you leave nyoke behind with singlehood. mou yi hei lo...
    and so, this not-so-ugly duckling (quack!) blossoms (ehem... seriously,this ain't 'bout your boobies dear ) into an attractive ah beng magnet ..
    i give you the very-famous-or-so-she-claims-she-is amy chew kai wai (drum rolls)

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    retarded duck (on the right)
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    i-am-still-a-growing-up kid (well, except for your boobies, slurpeees )
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    shockingly.desperate.smoocher (whoa dats fast man!lols)



    well babe, i know when you're reading this
    you're so gonna kill me,  yet
    how i love your expressions when you're cursing me *tamade*
    like sweet nothings ringing in my head, humming its groovy rhythm ... ta-ma-de..de...de...de...
    always bickering over silly matters
    lalala... u naughty despo --always loving you-- lalala...

    --end--

     

Wednesday, 18 June 2008




  • damn sad lor
    i haven't been seeing my boy for like 3 weeks jor
    it's like almost to a month!!
    all of our dance and band practices, coupled with long working hours + freelancing, AND religious meetings. sighs.
    some more his job needs him to travel to far away land, man....
    poor gf here waiting..... still waiting...... for my love to come back to me
    when i officially start with a permanent job, then i wonder how we are gonna work our time out. gosh.
    still a long way to go lor, stupid course of teaching English takes up to 4 years to complete
    don't ask me what we learn, we DO learn about English (it's not as easy-peasy as it sounds)

    well, should i complain bor? in comparison to his sister (her bf's from Brunei), they meet once a few months only yet very loving, you know. damn sweet, few years relationship de.
    but..but...i'm in Malaysia???!!!! booooo.... not possible for me to fat lan za (throw tantrums) and ask him to quit his job right (but if he wanna change to a better job i don't mind geh, lols)
    is ok baby....... one day.......




    i can't believe it.... oh no, i'm believing it with my own eyes. my doggy vomited some gooey, bubbly-kinda liquid . no, i'm not enclosing any pic on that though i thought it'll be good to gross my readers out... buahaha (i'm so evil)
    unlike human puke hor, the dog's puke is yellow in color lor. not sure about other dogs but my dog's yellowish. i think it's sticky too 'coz when i clean it up, i can almost feel its texture under the tissue. omg.... it has to be a mixture of its saliva (since their saliva is slimy anyways)
    the reason it puke? BIGGEST culprit is the highlighter's cover. ya, my dog bit and crushed the cover with its strong fangs and sharp set of teeth (imagine how they makan the bones? if one day my dog had gone mad and rip me apart...wowzers!!! ). eventually, it must have felt uneasy and starting to barf la.
    he did it when i was bloggin' and chatting with my gurl lor, amy....
    i better mention 'bout her... she said i GOTTA. darl, our past remains as memories (shall always be in my *heart*) ... it's toooo much of some memories to blog ler.... if only i blog earlier (giggles)
    back to my dog,
    now the mischievious darling is resting.... gonna sayang him .... lovess... --end--



  • u R friggin gross, bro!!~


    being the eldest sis doesn't make my life any stress-less, with 2 pests as your bros who always attempt to gross you out 24/7.they somehow think that irritating you is the best gift you can ever give them. try me. take scenario #1:

    (pipuchi) what are you eating? what's that?

    (bro #1) shit

    serious lar!! what is that yellow stuff? (kinda looked like pisang goreng to me)

    no, is puke.

    (starts rolling my eyes) hey, give the dog eat some lar. no heart man u!!

    ok (then he starts to upchuck those food inside his mouth and let my poor doggie "catch it" )

    EUKKKK..... can you NOT do that? fucking gross man!!!!!

    he does it even more. until the last piece.... (faint jor~~~)

    scenario #2, take two:

    (pipuchi) hey, what are you doing with the dog lar? stop playing with it can onot? you're gonna make him mad ler.

    (bro #2) hehehe. (he suddenly bent on his knees and aimed his butt at the doggie's face)

    and..... he farts!!!!! POOOOOOOOOtttt~~??!!!!

    go away la.... u crazy ah.... if i do that to your face, how would you like dat? huh huh?



    what the fuck?
    poor doggie. is ok..... jie jie is here. sayang doggie.....

    i rest my case...............................--end--



Tuesday, 17 June 2008




  • when you start blogging, what would be the 1st thing you'd blog about?
    like this is my 1st blog, and i'm thrilled yada yada yada?
    well, if it's gonna be the conventional way, just break the ice babe

    omg it took me like countless hours to discover the functions of this thingy
    i'm super noob man
    talk about 1st time blogging when this phenomenal has already been the "in" thing since ....AGES

    how cliche can it be when it comes to writing diaries (no offence to those who keep "sentimental valuables", just too lazy to write ), but bloggin'?
    never thought of it, since now i'm so used to using com jargons and typical msn shortcuts, it would take sometime for me to blog decently.
    wat the heck neways, i probably am someone who don't know what to blog about
    coz i'm sucha sarcastic, mean (at times ) procrastinator.
    takut nanti, blog about the wrong stuffs , ader orang terasa. haha
    dumb excuses but remember a blogger who went to jail for speaking out justice? i shall quote no one. *my lips are sealed*  --end--





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